F.A.Q.

Updated October 26, 2007

 

So these are some questions I've been asked via email, or during book signings, or by various friends.  The questions are in no particular order.  Enjoy!  And feel free to send me more questions at info@alexmcaulay.com.

 

 

Name your five favorite books.

1. "Lord of the Flies" by William Golding

2. "The Magus" by John Fowles (a great 1960's head-trip thriller)

3. "The Sheltering Sky" by Paul Bowles

4. "Sir Vidia's Shadow" by Paul Theroux

5. "The Beach" by Alex Garland (an inspiration for Bad Girls)

 

Talk about your writing process.

I write late at night, usually from midnight to 3 or 4am.  Generally I write about 5 pages a day, but these pages are fairly rough, and usually take some revision.  So once the rough draft is done, I get to work editing and rewriting stuff.

 

Where do you get your ideas from?

I've always had tons of ideas (many of them crazy, only a few of them really good!)  Sometimes it's hard to sort the bad ideas from the good ones.  Still, it's always fun to pursue an idea and have it turn into a story.  I don't know where they come from.  Dreams, maybe?

 

What book do you wish you had written?

Alex Garland's "The Beach", or maybe Conrad's "Heart of Darkness."

 

What celebrity do you look most like?

John Lennon (or so they tell me).  I actually got an offer from an agency my first month out here to work as a John Lennon impersonator.  Yes, I'm serious.  It freaked me out so much I couldn't even blog about it.  Do I really look that much like him?  Sheesh.  Thank God people love him.  It would be awful to look that much like Jeffrey Dahmer or something!

 

Name your five favorite albums.

1. "Surfer Rosa" by The Pixies

2. "Young Americans" by David Bowie

3. "Dirty Mind" by Prince

4. "Midnite Vultures" by Beck (the ultimate soundtrack to Los Angeles)

5. "The Sensual World" by Kate Bush

 

Why did you move to California?

My wife Lisa got a job at UCLA, and I'm working on a screenplay, so it made sense.

 

Talk about your music.

When I was in high school, I played in an indie rock band called Vegetarian Meat (yeah, stupid name, I know!)  We got signed by a label in NYC called No.6 Records that was part of Elektra Records, while we were still in high school.  We released a couple singles and an album.  After that band broke up, I started making albums under my middle name "Charles Douglas" that were released by a number of different independent labels.  I got to work with Moe Tucker from The Velvet Underground and Joey Santiago from The Pixies, and go on a couple tours.  I even got a letter from David Bowie.  It was a fun time.

 

Where did you grow up?

My parents are from London.  I was born in Seattle, but grew up mostly in Dallas, TX and Dayton, OH.  I've also lived in Providence, RI; Allentown, PA; Philadelphia, PA; New York City; Chapel Hill, NC; and currently in Los Angeles.

 

What advice do you have for aspiring writers?

Just read as many great books as possible.  I never learned much in school or in creative writing classes, with a few notable exceptions!  I mostly learned from reading stuff on my own.  My other advice is to keep at it, and write a little bit every day.  If you write a couple pages every day, you will have a whole book done in just four or five months.

 

Why does Bad Girls end kind of abruptly?

I just didn't think the book needed any sort of "happy" epilogue.  It ended when it needed to end.  I didn't care much for Anna's parents, so I didn't want to see them come back.  In a way, Anna is more mature than them by the end of the book.  I wasn't planning on leaving the door open for a sequel or anything (although it's something I talked about with my editor—I think we both decided it wasn't a great idea in the end.  Most sequels really suck).  Anyway, the end is pretty abrupt in retrospect, but I still kinda like it.

 

Name your five favorite films.

1. "Body Double" directed by Brian de Palma

2. "A Clockwork Orange" directed by Stanley Kubrick

3. "Blue Velvet" directed by David Lynch

4. "Notorious" directed by Alfred Hitchcock

5. "Wild at Heart" directed by David Lynch

 

What's the best live concert you've ever seen?

It's a four way tie for first: The Breeders with Mudhoney in Providence, RI in 1992, Bjork in Providence, RI in 1995, Cat Power in a tiny, empty bar called Silk City in Philadelphia in 1995, and The Fall at Cat's Cradle in Chapel Hill sometime in 2002.

 

Are you going to get a dog sometime, or do you only like cats?

I love dogs, but I'm pretty lazy, and I don't want to go walk them.  We also live in an apartment in Santa Monica, and two cats are more than enough to keep us occupied on the pet front.  When we move to a house we'll get a puppy for sure!  I just don't know how well Ishmael and Bronwyn (our cats) will like it.  They aren't too "dog friendly!"

 

Do you have any involvement in the film version of Bad Girls?

I had a really great lunch with the MTV executive in charge of the production (hi Carrie!)  Other than that, I'm not super involved.  A very talented writer named Holly Brix is writing the screenplay, and Michelle Manning is producing (she worked on "Sixteen Candles" back in the day, and has done a ton of great stuff at Paramount).

 

Is the fictional Danbroke Island in Lost Summer based on Ocracoke Island in North Carolina?

Yup.  I was surprised so many readers caught this!  I guess you all are more up on geography and the Outer Banks of NC than I would have thought.

 

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

Hopefully still alive!  Writing books, making music, and directing films.

 

Will you ever write a nonfiction book?

I'd be open to the idea.  I always wanted to write a book about my misadventures in the "Grunge" years.  I got to work with, hang out with, or meet: members of The Pixies, The Velvet Underground, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr., The Breeders, Luna, They Might Be Giants, Pavement, Eugenius, Busta Rhymes, Braniac, Guided by Voices, Grand Mal and St. Johnny, Mercury Rev, and too many more!

 

What celebrities would you like to meet?

J.D. Salinger, Thomas Pynchon, and The Wachowski Brothers.

 

Who are your heroes.

The Flaming Lips.

 

Do you get along well with your parents?

Most of the time, we get along really well.

 

Is Hilary Duff and/or Lindsay Lohan going to be in the film version of Bad Girls?

This rumor has been pretty persistent since before the book even got released!  But I don't think it's going to happen… still, who knows.

 

Do you believe in God?

Maybe.  I'm skeptical of organized religion, but concede that God (or some form of alien life that helped "create" the universe as we know it) probably exists, or existed.  But I don't really know anything!  Ask a priest or a rabbi!

 

How did you get your agent and get published?

I wrote a letter to the novelist and musician Matt O'Keefe who lived nearby in Chapel Hill.  I was a fan of his book "You Think You Hear" which was a novel based on his experiences as a roadie for The Cardigans and Papas Fritas.  He wrote a letter back and suggested I send Bad Girls to his agent Dave Dunton.  Dave liked the book and sold it to MTV within a few weeks.

 

Does Andros Island from Bad Girls actually exist?

Yes.  I lived there for a month when I was 15.  It's a very strange place, almost exactly like I described it in the book.  The character of Cici in the book is based on an actual old woman who lived out in the jungle.  The island is huge and almost completely desolate—very spooky at night.  When I was there, one of the islanders was having an alcohol-fueled mental breakdown and menaced me and a friend with his hunting knife.  Later that night, he stalked a female marine biologist working nearby and then set fire to a bunch of trees, trying to start a massive forest fire.  A posse of locals caught him, tied him up, and tossed him in the back of a pickup truck.  We never saw him again, and were advised not to discuss the incident.  It was that kind of place!

 

What kind of person/student were you like high school?

Luckily I went to a very small non-traditional private school (we didn't even have a football team and there were less than 30 kids in my class) so my oddball tendencies were nurtured rather than crushed.  I was really into punk and indie rock music, but I was also geeky and studied a lot.  I was so into music, I figured that would be my career in some way, shape or form.  I'm not sure how I ended up writing books.

 

Who is your favorite fictional character from your books?

Reyna from "Oblivion Road" (but I love them all!  c'mon!  that's not a fair question!)

 

Which of your fictional characters are you most like?

All of them.

 

Now that you're living in Los Angeles, you probably see celebrities sometimes.  What was your most disappointing celebrity encounter?

Fortunately most celebrities are relatively cool, and I would never think to bother them.  However, some semi-well known types are frankly horrible people (such as the author of "Prep"—I don't even know her name, but she was really rude to my wife for no reason, and Ryan Adams is also a total jerk off.... I'm sure that surprises no one).

 

What was your favorite celebrity encounter?

Don Cheadle (at the Budget Rent-A-Car in Santa Monica).

 

What is your favorite recent YA book?

"Looking for Alaska" by John Green is really good.

 

Do you like living in Los Angeles?

Love it!

 

How do you think you are going to die?

As I'm planning to cryogenically freeze my body and reenter society 3,000 years from now, this question has no real answer.

 

What sign are you?

Aquarius.

 

Do you like the cover art for your books?

Absolutely!  I especially like "Bad Girls" and "Oblivion Road."

 

What is your favorite food?

Hamburgers and French fries (yeah, I know, I know).  Lasagna is a close second.

 

Do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?

No, Yes, No.

 

Now that you live in Los Angeles, are you going to join the Church of Scientology?

I would need some convincing!

 

What's the weirdest book, movie, music you've ever encountered—not that you necessarily liked it...

The weirdest movies are probably "El Topo" by Alejandro Jodorowsky and "Riddles of the Sphinx" by Laura Mulvey (I actually quite liked both of them).  The weirdest book would be J.G. Ballard's "Atrocity Exhibition" which I thought was unreadable, although Ballard is one of my favorite authors.  The book is basically just a big jumbled collage without a plot.  There's tons of weird music out there (I generally love weird music, I have to admit).  I think the weirdest song I've heard is "Gretchen's New Dish" which can be found on the American Song Poem collection released by Bar/None Records.  Words cannot do it justice!

 

Will you come to my school and read?

That depends on where you live!  I like to go to places and read.  It's fun.  If your school is in or around Los Angeles, then sure.  If it's farther away, then maybe.

 

Do you listen to music when you write?

Yes.  This week it's Beck, Jule Brown, The Brakes, The Strugglers, and many more.

 

Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Nope.  But I did grow up with a bunch of cats and dogs.

 

What is your favorite inspirational quote, or a quote from a book, movie or TV show?

I'm paraphrasing here but, "Koala bears… they're telepathic!  Plus they control the weather."  (Bonus points if anyone can tell me what film that's from.)

 

 

 

Keep the questions coming, and I'll keep answering them…